....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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