Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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