First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
this will be a night to untag.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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