my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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