I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
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Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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