This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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