So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Randomize
