I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
only if we run a train.
done.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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