It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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