I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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