ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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