I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
