We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
you told grandpa to call you daddy
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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