That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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