Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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