she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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