I wish i was in the wii world.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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