I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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