I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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