Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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