Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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