I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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