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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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