I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
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I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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