The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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me + whiskey = a bad person
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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