do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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