I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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