Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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