votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
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I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I had to cum in my sink.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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