Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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