You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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