Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
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I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm bleeding and have questions
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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