Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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