we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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