I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
he fucked my hip out of place.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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