so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
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Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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