These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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