Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
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He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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