Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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