Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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