the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
NoShamevember. You game?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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