Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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