Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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