Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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