Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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