Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
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My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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