you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
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I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
he high fived his dick after we had sex
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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