Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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