I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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