I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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