Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
He's a Shit stain on my heart
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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