Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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