The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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